can't handle a shortboard.

Yep your going to smash me BUT one of your little sb friends smashed into my mate on a stand up paddle board today (new one ) at that.Before you jump on your little low horses,my mate was prone paddling his 804 in clean 3 foot surf with small numbers out,mate has been riding sb's for 30+ years and still rips,rides both sb sup and dw sup and can handle all,so how can a kook shortboarder run into someone else,no ****** skill,if you want to learn go down the beach and learn like we all did way back in time.