hi I'm looking for advice.

im a overweight middle aged man tired of not catching MY share of waves.
I've got a new girl (the last one run of with a shortboarder) and a new board
a mini mal gun ,she's sweet even put stickers on it.
hitting the gym lost almost 35kgs basically I've lost a shortboarder.
now i grow my hair longer i comb it over the bold spot have some tips and a nice shade of mahogany going on.
i froth for snapbacks and taking off late and hanging with the 30yolds in the line up.
so my question is what car should i get and what music should i play?
And am i too old for tube socks?