Weather forecast of FA wind for the next 7 days makes me think we should join forces with the farmers to drive out the coal-digging maniacs and their carbon dependency that'll ensure faltering winter fronts - read 'no wind, no rain' - for centuries.
I'd rather spend life in a shack, with an economy not reliant on coal-derived exports, and wind forecast that arvo, than the McMansion, 4WD in the garage, 'buy another flatscreen' lifestyle offered to the dumb masses who think the weather is something prattled on about by a blonde on commercial tellie after 'the footie', getting in the way of the Lotto results.
Farmers are cryin' for rain and it's shown over the past 30 years south-west fronts are heading south and dumping their loads offshore in the Southern Ocean.
That's a bloody long way to go for a quick Saturday afternoon shesh on your new 8m.
So, love your sport: hug a sod buster and keep warm by burning the buyers of flatscreen TVs. After all, the fat in their unexercised bodies from all those McDonalds burgers keeps 'em crackling throughout the night.
But make sure you skin them of their polyester tracksuits first as that's just more pollution when their burnt.
Oh, Queenslanders and those around Newcastle in NSW can feel particuarly offended by these comments, but T.O.U.G.H because IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT having those big holes in the ground exporting the black death of the planet.

Or, maybe I just got the vindictive blues after seeing all those yellow and red arrows a minute ago.....