What do you do when you're looking forward to going kiteboarding all weekend but when it finally comes around there's NO wind (perhaps the forecast was wrong)?

Let's just pretend that you're single and you DO have friends, but you didn't plan anything with them coz you thought you'd be out with the wind in your hair all weekend.
Can you recommend any kiteboarding videos, music, games or other activities etc... that might lessen one's appetite and frustration (keeping it clean)?