Things started out great. We launched our Down Wind Stand Up Paddle Boards in the sun at the beautiful Limeburner's Lagoon on the North side of Corio Bay near Geelong. We got some really nice runners, and my 17 footer was screaming along (once I got rid of the weed on the fin!).

There was some backwash right at the end of the run.... The little swell lines were rebounding off all the break walls down around Geelong.

We get to the end, and we have no ride !! But we had 2-way communications with the driver Phill, and he had managed to park his van up on a concrete kerb, and he was stranded high and dry !! But all was good, he got if free eventually!

So we pack up.... and leave.... We're in the Eastern Beach Hoon / Hotrod Carpark! There's a little green hatch-back car leaving at the same time (half hotted up, why would you bother!?).... and a person in the back threw heaps of rubbish out the window. It appeared to be all the packaging from his Maccas Value Meal, plus at least half the burger !

I rolled up next to them at the lights, their windows were half down, and I said cheekily, "go back and pick up your rubbish you pigs!". There were two Islander looking girls in the front, and big Islander looking guy in the back. The guy in the back starts launching the biggest angriest set of abuse at me, and I sh!t myself !! I'm thinking, oh no !! Me and my car are going to cop a whooping! Lucky for me, they had a green arrow immediately, and she drove away around the corner, and then I got green, and drove straight on.... If we were stuck on red for 30 seconds, I fear things would have got UGLY !

And the winner was, THE SEAGULLS ! More than half a burger on offer !