"Dude, your kiting is looking more and more like pure surfing."

"Wow Man, are you serious?"

"Dude, the surfboard, the strapless and unhooked thing, the leggie ... it's totally core surfing."

"Wow Man, but there's no paddling, there's no duck-diving ...it can't look like pure or core surfing."

"Dude, it's totally surfing ...your backside air reverses, your attempted barrels, it's freaking awesome."

"But Man, I'm holding onto a stupid stick in my hand ...and I have to spin under my lines after the moves."

"Dude, your huge punts, your rail-to-rails, your wax ...lol"

"But Man, I'm wearing a thick harness around my fat gut ... and the big bag wants to pull me off the back."

"Dude, it's really looking more and more like surfing ...except for one thing."

"Wow Man, is it my poo-stance?"

"Dude, it's the boardies over the steamer thing."

"Wow Man, are you serious?"

not sure if this has been used before. if so have another up my sleeve.